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Supaferret is a much more uber, larger and furrier version of a normal ferret. Being Yorkshire and having more Yorkshireism than Sharpe this ferrets main hobby is pissing of Lancashire and saying how shite they are at both Cricket and Rugby, aswell as other manly things. In fact Yorkshires women are more manly than the men of Lancashire (puffy bastards).

Being a ferret when put into the trousers of a woman, Supaferret manages to give a more erotic experience than a black pornstar on poppers. With his ultra flexibility, Supaferret can go from the lips to the G spot and provide an orgasm in 0.5 seconds flat.

Pretty quick eh