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Vest of Power

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Issued after the sodomy phase to fresh blonde blue-eyed PTIs straight out of the APTC.

Bestows Herculean powers 'pon the wearer, like Samsons hair or the Maroon beret of Invincibility. Never shares the machine with anything else when washed as wouldn't want the virginal white fabric tainted, o so soft, I love the way it feels sooo silky smooth on my skin...

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