|Excuse me while I crack one off|
Famous series of rude comics devised by a couple of guys from Newcastle highlighting typical Geordie humour.
Mind you, it's not as funny as it used to be . . .
Also known as the Squaddies Last Resort, for when he can't get hold of Nuts, Zoo, FHM or Heat(If youre a Bint) and is forced to smash one out over the overly disturbing yet strangely appealing pictures of the Fat Slags knockers.