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See also Jizznasiums: a private and secluded area where Soldiers retire to have a wank.

It should be noted that in the vivid imagination of some squaddies private and secluded areas can and do include the following:

The Bogs.

An Army issue Sleeping Bag together with the Mark 1 Wank sock.

An unlocked bathroom: see danger wank.

The drivers compartment of a Warrior.

A sanger whilst on stag.

Any other area in which it is possible to produce the ol' todger with an intent to thrap one out.

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