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The core business of the UK Armed forces but tempered with our commitment to keeping the Peace.


Ancient Description:

Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius.

Medieval Description:

KILLE THE FRENCH!

Victorian Description:

To further the interests of the British Empire, God save Queen Victoria!

Old Description:

War is used to suppress the evils of oppression and dictatorship. Done with honour War is the final resort when left with no other recourse to protect the innocent from external threats. The dead are honoured for their unselfish commitment to freedom.

Modern Description:

War is used as a tool to further ones own political interests and media image. The bigger picture is not so important as the current picture (usually lasting 3 to 5 years). The dead are statistics and often blamed for their own demise.

Tony's Description:

Something I send my Armed Forces on to reduce headcount and to ensure my statesmanship usually at the behest of my good friend GWB.

Gordon Brown's Description:

We don't have armed forces ... cause I'm not paying for any!

Falklands War