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Wee Beastie

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Wee Beastie


Jockinese ready-to-drink 275ml Vodka/Red Bull concoction. Its big brother, Big Beastie, is 750 ml and apparently has the caffeine equivalent of 32 cups of coffee, and five years worth of the recommended weekly alcohol intake for males.


/Scunner On

In 1988, "Wee Beastie" was the name of a character (Tourie-wearing Westie) employed by Scottish & Newcastle Breweries to raise nationalistic antagonism against a hostile take-over bid from the Australian Elders IXL company. The tactic was successful, and S & N promptly celebrated by awarding their loyal sheep an increase in ale prices - cnuts!

Scunner Aff/